Latest Scat Eating Experience With GF’s Shit And Other Things I’ve Been Up To!

So lately, I’ve done a lot of things scat related:

  • Lots of scat harvesting from porta potties. It’s not so great when it comes to quality as the chemicals get in the way of enjoyment and make the smell neutral.
  • I’ve found shit and used a big syringe to push it up my own ass.
  • I’ve basically been addicted to random shit and my girlfriends.

Non Scat Related:

  • Took a guys cock in my ass from Grindr (permission from the GF)
  • I let him force fuck my hole and cum in my ass unprotected.
  • This risk behavior coincides with the random needle play with my last post. The fact that I will harvest random people’s shit and get off to it.

Lately, I’ve got these pics to share of my girlfriend’s donations to me. This was her first one of the day.

I took the entire amount (that would hold in my hand) and put it in my mouth. Laying back on the bathroom floor and slowly let the shit trickle down my throat. I use a toy to touch and tease both of my nipples while my left hand jerks my lubed up cock for comfort. I can easily eat shit now.

The second donation she gave me was harder. But I don’t have a pic of it. It was one solid piece. This was the best and unfortunately not captured on video or picture format. She went and told me it was there. I grabbed it and had hug me from behind with shit in my mouth. She’d play with my nipples while I jerked my cock off. Again, easy enough I would slowly eat that shit by letting it slide down my throat. The result – a huge cum explosion!

So I literally ate two loads of her shit and didn’t feel sick at all, nor getting sick at all during the days afterwards.

I love the fact I found my GF and we were able to do this and all the other things. As long as it’s legal, this girl lets me do it, no matter how gross or repulsive it is. What a ride!

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Addicted To Harvesting Scat! I Went To A Public Porta Potty!

I have a few porta potties that I like to visit. It started last year. Last year in a nutshell, I managed to grab a big load of scat from the town’s only real park porta potty. I ate some of that contaminated mess and mostly smeared it on me. This year, I found some scat and other treats when I went to a bigger city porta potty. Things are different here.

I found two or three logs of shit. It’s not even summer time yet. So not many people will use this one until the later months. But anyways, I found a bunch of shit. I also found two needles and a crack pipe. Don’t worry guys, I’m not into drugs! It’s all covered in waste water anyways.

Part of me is thinking of pricking myself with dirty shit covered needles to help me get off tonight, but I’m unsure if it’s a good idea. I’ll save this post and draft the rest later with the results and pictures!

Update: The above pic is what I harvested. A pipe, two needles and a fair amount of scat.

I took my haul to the bathroom where the fun began. I’m about 3 strong drinks in and I’m at the right mood to enjoy this haul. I open the bag and take another pic.

As you can see it’s a delicious and dangerous scat mix of someone’s shit and habits. I’m not sure what personally gets me off about this. Could be the danger, the unknown, the smell, the idea that someone has ate food, carried this around in their gut and let it out for me to harvest.

So as you can see there I had options of what I could do with it. Basically I tasted each of the logs; they all tasted like the blue water from the porta potties, but whatever, it wasn’t for consuming, especially because I found glass in the outhouse.

I sucked the thicker log a big and rubbed shit on my nipples. I grabbed a lot of this poop and pushed as much as I could up my asshole. I need a tool that injects shit into my ass. That would be amazing.

I left the shit inside my colon to marinade my insides. I know that alone is pretty risky but then I grabbed one of the needles and started grazing my nipples with the dirty end as I pumped my cock with the thick caked on shit I had harvested. Tipsy and horny, I had no problem cumming to the absolutely risky and wrong actions I took last night. I don’t regret it one bit this morning. I even greased my cock with lube this morning and got off to how kinky I had gotten last night and came again.

What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?

For what it’s worth, I had my girlfriend’s blessing. She appreciates my creativity but still worries about my health doing this stuff. As long as you’re doing anything to hurt anyone and harvesting conservatively, I don’t see a problem doing these types of things.

Me (Male) Harvesting Guy’s Shit At Work

I didn’t give a fuck who he was. The turd was perfect. I wish my scat queen could have replicated this shit for me but she couldn’t / wasn’t available. I mean, how do you get someone to make the perfect scat when shitting is mostly random, depending on what you eat, who you are and how hydrated you are?

This is the problem I’ve been facing for years during my scat dating experiences. The girls that were down, could go but the result was less than ideal. I’m talking ass piss liquid shit or fluffy gross pieces. My current girlfriend can produce decent sized smooth shits and better looking ones than even that, but I was at work today and couldn’t help myself with the male shit I saw before me in the stall.

Now, being a guy, open minded, possibly bi, I’m very particular what shit I go for, what excites me and the like. I wish I could have taken a picture. It was hard with some smoothness but more individual pieces molding into one super turd. In the picture below, it would be considered brown + sausage shaped but lumpy.

Anyways, I saw this massive turd in the bathroom. I almost went to another stall, before realizing nobody is inside the bathroom at all. So I went back to the shit filled bowl without hesitation. This was my lunch break. I could have done what I normally would have done, but I wasn’t going to pass on this perfect shit.

I know, too much detail on my scat experience but necessary. This WAS NOT a girl’s shit, this was a guy’s shit. Which is more rare for me to enjoy but more common for me to find, as I am a guy.

I firstly touched the shit. It was intact, possibly an hour or less old. Firm, not soft, but not really hard either. It smelt good. Not like the kind you just want to throw away. It was more attractive by the second. I couldn’t believe it.

With just 15 minutes to myself, I figured I could have an amazing experience solo here, without my girlfriend. She has been very patient with me by the way and is okay with guys in the picture (I know these guys aren’t sure that their shit is going to be played with, but I still asked for GF approval), so I went for it.

I grabbed the turd, broke it in half, smelt it for freshness and tasted with the tip of my tongue. Satisfied, I drop it on my tongue and check for any sign of repulse or rejecting it. NOPE. I started tasting and sucking on it as my cock grew hard.

I never jerk off at work, but this time I NEEDED TO. Really needed to. So I’m sucking on shit, the first half, the second half I start rubbing all over my cock. Since the turds were hard, the shit barely smeared on my dick and pubes. I started sucking and letting bits of shit fall down my throat as I jerked off. Very exciting and hot.

I hate that it’s a guy, but I’m kind of bi anyways, so I didn’t really mind. I just didn’t want to see who’s it was. I am still clueless. That’s the best part.

Anyways, just like how I want to fuck other girls and guys, variety in poop is just as exciting. Especially the unknown. What did they eat, what do they look like, how hard was it to push out of their ass and would it make me sick – do they have a disease or STD? That all partakes in my mood towards woman and men. I don’t want to think of a fat, out of shape guy that wants to leave me his shit. I think of an in shape guy or girl that looks great while they shit it out and encourages me to eat it.

I know I’m coming off as grasping at straws but this is legit.


Harvesting My Girlfriend’s Shit, Her Bloody Tampon And My Scat Together!

The best part about finding a scat dating partner is that you can actually enjoy your fetish on demand basically. The other day for example, I was fucking my girl from behind and decided to finger her asshole. She knows I’m a pig, I’m not sure if she loves me for it, or just accepts it. I’m pretty sure my identity matches closely with my habits, so I’ll take it for face value. Anyways, I fingered her ass and got just a little bit of hard shit from her ass and put it in my mouth while I continued to fuck her hard from behind. The reason I was fucking her from behind is because I know that’s one of her favorite positions. She loves to get dominated and hit from different angles. So we both kinda got what we wanted in this example. She got a hard fuck driven by the taste of her shit in my mouth and I got to taste her insides. Scat dating is sometimes easy and sometimes hard to come by, it’s all a matter of communication no matter if you join a dating site, find a girl on POF, or meet someone in real life. You should reveal your interests early on to avoid wasting everyone’s time.

In the following photos, you’re going to see all the hot stuff my girlfriend leaves for me on demand if I’m in the mood for some treats after a long day. I crave her body from head to toe, inside and out. There’s nothing that turns me off about her. And that’s how you have true love meeting true lust – it just works for everyone. For the record, not only does she leave me her scat and tampons, but we’ve played together many times, just don’t have a camera to record it. We’re working on it!

As you can see in the photo above. I have my shit, hers, her bloody tampon and a nice drink to get me in the mood to enjoy her. I love harvesting her scat, tampons and piss.

The photo above is the mess my girlfriend left behind for me. She loves leaving her shit and blood behind for me.

This is her bloody tampon, I was more than happy to suck on this and let the blood run down my body.

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I Am Now Dating My Scat Girlfriend! She Is And Was My Best Friend.

Now, I was involved in a long term 10+ year relationship (open for the last 2) which had fizzled away quite a while ago. I don’t need to go into details but you could imagine the kind of life one would build up in those 10 years. We had it all, except sex, and scat play. Sex and being intimate was one of the straws that broke the camels back. Finances were a big one too (my credit score, overall income, savings and mood in general went up since I left her). Scat sex? Shitting for me? That was off the table altogether. It was rare that I would find something left being at the VERY LEAST in that old relationship I had.

Fast forward to now – If you remember this post about me finding a girl that will give me her scat, you’ll see that I wrote I just wanted a life with a busty brunette I know, whom I have a deep connection with.

I don’t mean to be vague about my past and my present relationship, but certain things must be kept private.

Anyways, this girl is now my girlfriend, for real. We’ve moved in together and it’s not one of those impulse decisions. I’ve been friends with her and spoken to her almost every day for 2 years. I’ve lived with her temporarily before and life never skipped a beat.

What’s our sex life like? Pretty damn amazing. I told her my drive is incredibly high – so is hers, but she would rather me wake her up in the middle of the night to fuck than me go without her and use my hands. I cannot make this up. That’s how good it is. Sometimes we don’t fuck, but many times it’s at least 2 times a night in the same sleep! And no it’s not boring. There’s no honeymoon phase with her, it would have happened a while ago.

What’s our scat play like? It’s not always a go. Bowel movements / time / work / other responsibilities get in the way sometimes. Sometimes we don’t have a free night to do enemas or stuff like that either. Sometimes I’m not in the mood for it either. Sometimes I just want normal sex.

The last scat experience was about 5 days ago from this article. She had been on the toilet and I knew what she was doing so I walked in. She was done, so I told her to not wipe her ass and go upstairs. I grabbed one of the harder, yet firm pieces and put it in my mouth. I got her in doggystyle position and smelled her ass before fucking it messy from behind. Shit still in my mouth, I let the taste mix with my saliva as I pounded her from behind. She rolls over and I let her watch me be the dirty pig I am as I continue to pound her and fill her up. I like to swallow little bits as I go. Other times when I’m in a more destructive mood, I enjoy swallowing and choking on scat.

So that’s where I’m at right now. We’re dating and life is great. I’m sure there’s going to be many challenges, but I already feel more comfortable with myself than ever before around here. She gets me, I get her, we compliment each other nicely.

Oh, we got one of these. I can’t wait to have her piss and shit all over me (removing the insert bucket of course). She can also leave me presents when I’m at work in this thing!

I cannot contribute all my success to my scat dating techniques, but I have tried them. I’ve found that this kind of fetish needs to be understood, completely and mindfully. So however you decide to go about finding a scat partner or browse scat dating sites, you need to make sure they understand who you are.

When You Actually Find A Scat Girl To Date (True Story) This Is How It Goes Down

So, since I’m basically anonymous (and even if you found out who I was, I don’t care anymore at this point in life), I want to share with you a story about how I met the girl I’m with now. She’s officially my first ever regular supplier of scat. Now, don’t get me wrong it took a lot of time to find a scat girl to date but even when she was open with the idea, the fact we didn’t live together made it really hard to time her shitting with my needing it. She’s a great girl actually, we bode well together and she lets me be sexually free. I give her the same outlets but she’s pretty set on having good, regular sex. Me on the other hand, I’m a different story.

She’s a shy girl who over thinks everything about shit and piss. She’s been pissing for me in glass jars, shitting for me and leaving it in the toilet and yeah, she doesn’t get a period so she can’t leave me tampons or pads and she doesn’t vomit. So I literally take what she can give me.

She lives with me now, which meant that she was able to comfortably shit or piss and have me able to retrieve it in a fair amount of time. Yup, even shit that sits in water gets very loose and loses it’s appeal.

So one before I continue I need to stress that scat dating sites DO work to find scat singles, but sometimes you just have to take a chance with a normal girl like I did and meet them using Tinder / POF. But yes, scat girls are merely unicorns and regular girls who give you the time of day will likely appease to your needs, even if it’s simply by not flushing the toilet.

So I’ve retrieved shit from the toilet about 5 (I believe) times now in the last two months. She tends to use the bathroom in the morning. I am a shit eater, however you wouldn’t know about my kinks unless I tell you. I pride myself in being clean except when it comes to having an orgasm.

I can’t tell ya if I like what she leaves behind for me is good tasting because it’s actually a good “present” or because it’s simply FROM HER. Either way, I like it enough to actually swallow it. Sometimes I video tape myself doing it. Other times I just go about my business. Lately it’s been hot taking hers and merging it with mine. Sometimes I like the taste of both combined together. Sometimes I take it a step further and blow my load on my hand drip my cum in my mouth and mix all three into a HER shit, my shit and cum concoction.

Here’s some pictures from one of my latest scat toilet retrievals.

So that’s not bad eh? It would interesting to try some of her harder shits, which I haven’t had yet but this was good enough considering we haven’t done this very long. Knowing it came from her and what she ate is like the ultimate connection for me. 🙂

Slowly, I’m hoping to get her comfortable enough to piss in front of me (edit: this happened this morning!) and shit in front of me. She’s starting to fart in front of me which means things are moving along nicely. I just want her to realize I want this more than ever.

It would be hot to smear shit all over her tits and body. We’ve done a drunken night once where she doesn’t remember exactly how it went down but she made out with me with shit in our mouths. Anyways, I’m hoping to keep pushing the limits and have her realize this is like the ultimate turn on.

For those that don’t know I’m also sexually open. I do like random hookups and the idea of eating shit during sex from random girls without knowing much about them. I’ve done that once with an 18 year old. That’s a story from another time. I love the look of disgust I get when they catch on to what I’m actually doing.

This girl though, the one this story is about, I’m very connected and deep with her. I’ll always provide for her and make sure she’s taken care of. It’s been over a year I’ve been texting and seeing her on a regular basis. She knows who I am but it would be nice if she realized I don’t want a relationship from someone else other than her. I do want multiple scat partners and to “date them” in hopes of me getting what I want. But ultimately a loving home with my busty brunette babe is all I could ever ask in the long haul. How’s that for a scat story, a real scat story?

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The First Time I Paid For A Scat Escort

There was this story about a the first time I paid for a scat escort. Anyways, I was younger and the laws in Canada were a little different than they are today. Back then, hiring an escort was all good as long as you’re not exploiting workers. So as long as you did it off the streets, like through or something like that it was all good and clean fun. Post 2014 it was considered illegal to hire any escort for services even online, but legal to provide the service. One of those weird laws that cracked down on those buying vs providing. To my knowledge, it really hasn’t change the demand heading into 2018 because the ads are still all over the place.

Anyways, the first time I paid for a scat escort it was pretty easy going. I told her I didn’t want sex, but to just use the bathroom on me. Shit on me and piss on me. She was an older Cuban lady. She was fit and slightly brown skinned, with big tits.

I got to her place, paid just $50 bucks and laid in her bathtub naked. She pissed in my mouth first, squatting over me. It was strong, like she had drank coffee first or something like that. Dehydrated. I drank it up no problem. Her shit missed my mouth, but it was soft and yellowish, like she eats a lot of fruit and veg. Since it missed my mouth, I didn’t want to put it in my own mouth as it took away from the fantasy. So I did taste it but used it on my cock as lube. The experience was very good but not great because she left me alone to do my thing in the bathroom. Scat dating would have come in handy – at least with a real girlfriend she wouldn’t have bailed on me if she agreed to do this. Anyways, back to the story, she let me shower and I basically left.

I would give this girl another try once again. Stay tuned for the next story.

Getting Her Shit During Sex – Stick Your Finger In Her Butt!

Once you see all the great scat dating sites out there, you finally meet a girl – one who is into scat or not. The question is now, how are you going to get her to poop for you? From what I know, it’s sometimes even hard for that to happen, even if it’s planned out and she wanted to do it for you – sometimes it just doesn’t work physically.

One method that has worked for me was to finger the girl’s ass. Nice and slowly while working her pussy too. Sometimes it’s nice to stick a finger in her butt. If possible, tell her to not shit before you guys play. It should be right there. I would suggest doggystyle finger fucking deep into her ass, slowly, gently, but you should be able to pull out some poop in the process. This is good for new couples to scat play as it lets you do your thing while she doesn’t have to see everything that’s going on. Some girls are shy, grossed out or just not sure what to think in general. That’s okay. Scat play is all about baby steps.

I hope this helped you figure out a new way to get shit out of your girlfriend’s ass during scat play.

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Maybe It’s Your Approach To The Subject Of Scat?

I thought about this the other day. When you’re chatting with a woman about your scat fetish, how does the conversation go? Do you  just flat out say shit on me? Do you just say shit on my chest? Or I want to eat your shit? How are you approaching women in this regard?

One thing I know about women is that the majority of them appreciate respect, time and persistence. They don’t always give it away quick, especially complex fetishes like scat play, so finding a girl who will consider scat dating is a big deal. I bet there’s some kind of scientific flow chart that would make this easier for you to understand the way their mind works and what I’ve found personally when it comes to them getting kinky for you.

In another post, I’ll go more into detail about the best way to go about scat dating from a psychological perspective. In reality, just about any girl will do this for you, but how you get them to agree to shit in the toilet and leave it for you, shit on you, or shit in your mouth – that’s the tricky part. I’ve had a few real scat experiences where it ACTUALLY WORKED OUT. And many failed attempts!

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